FML ICARUS FC

GUYS, YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME, BUT THE STRUGLING TEAM MANAGER FROM WELL KNOWED ICARUS FC WAS SET ON THE PICTURE LEAVING THE HOME OF KATE BUSH !
FOR ALL YOU WHO DONT KNOW KATE, SHE WAS A HUGE STAR IN THE SEVENTEES AND WAS SUSPECTED OF WITCH PRACTICE IN THOSE PERIOD. KATE, WHO IS RARELY SEEN THE LAST YEARS IN PUBLIC, WAS OFFCOURSE DIRECT CONFRONTED WITH THE MICROPHONE OF OR REPORTER, BUT REFUSED TO GIVE ANY COMMENTS. SHE WAS IN A HURRY BECAUSE THEY WHERE WAITING FOR HERE ON WUTHERING HEIGHTS.
ONE OF THE PLAYERS FROM ICARUS FC WAS FRIENDLY ENOUGH TO PHONE OUR PAPER AND TOLD OUR NEWSDESK THAT ALL THE PLAYERS HAS THERE OWN LITTLE PUPPET NOW. WITH A BAG OFF PINS. THE INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE MANAGER, IM STILL QUOTING THE ICARUS PLAYER, WAS TO SEEK FOR THE STRONGEST LEG FROM THE OPPONENT AND TAKE YOUR PUPPET TO PUT A NEEDLE IN THAT LEG. THE MANAGER SAID THAT HE HAS SPOKEN TO A WELL KNOWN PROFESSIONAL ABOUT THIS, AND THEY ASURE HIM THAT THE OPPONENT AT LEAST WOULDNT HIT A BALL OUR WITH SOME LUCK, HE DID BROKE THE LEG. HE ALSO SAID THAT 45 MINUTES MUST BE ENOUGH TO WIN THIS GAME BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM HAD THEN USED UP THEIR PLAYERS.
AGAIN THIS IS ALL FROM A WELL KNOWN SOURCE, SO IF YOUR A BETTING MAN I SHOULD KEEP SOME POUNDS FOR THR ICARUS FC GAMES.
PS:NO RIGHTS RESERVED WHEN YOU DONT WIN THE LOTTERY.
(FROM OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT)